More than just predictions

I’m an astrologer who believes your birth chart isn’t here to box you in—it’s here to help you understand yourself with clarity, compassion, and a little humor. I approach astrology as both an intuitive and practical tool.

My story

I didn’t come to astrology because everything was going great—I came to it after surviving childhood trauma, collecting a highlight reel of relationships that absolutely did not work, and becoming a single mom who needed answers that therapy, self-help books, and iced coffee alone couldn’t provide. Astrology gave me context instead of blame and timing instead of panic. It helped me understand my patterns, my people, and why certain lessons kept showing up with different names. Cosmic Fine Print is where I translate that insight for others—with humor, honesty, and zero spiritual bypassing. No doom, no destiny speeches—just practical, compassionate chart readings that help you work with your life instead of wondering what you did wrong.

Your chart tells a story

Your chart tells a story: how you process emotions, where you get stuck, what lights you up, and why certain patterns keep showing up no matter how much “work” you’ve done. My readings are conversational, honest, and deeply personal—less prediction, more self-awareness and choice.

Real-life experience

I’ve spent years leading people, navigating chaos, and rebuilding my own life through major transitions. That lived experience shapes how I read charts. I don’t talk at you, and I don’t sugarcoat. I translate astrology into real-life language you can actually use—whether you’re making decisions about relationships, career, purpose, or simply trying to understand why you feel the way you do.

Are we a good fit?

If you’re looking for astrology that’s: insightful without being overwhelming, grounded without being boring, spiritual without being detached from reality, you’re in the right place. Your chart already knows who you are. I just help you listen.